The Cash for Clunkers program was a rousing success. And yet, we can't but help think that Barack Obama would have gone down as the greatest President in history if he took this approach with all the discarded hoopties. Sure,...

Aaron Fast of Chino, California your clunker is king! Break out the TNT! You're going home in a Lexus!

Friday, Conan and his demo experts will blow Fast's hooptie halfway to Rancho Cucamonga.

We can't wait, but fellas, take...