Unfortunately, this mini-documentary got it backwards.  The soviets are the ones who invented the legend.  Kim Jong Il actually is a mythical being come to lead the human race.

Controversy has flared over the use of Minotaurs in the interrogation of high profile detainees.  Is it torture?  Or maybe just mythological murder?  Either way, we need answers.  If the Minotaur can get them, we must proceed.