Ever wonder what would happen at one of these entirely fictional "death panels"?  Naturally, there'd be a smokin' hot babe in a red dress, and one of the other panelists is screwing her.  They would really care less about...

Death has feelings too. For Melrose Place's Jessica Lucas, apparently. If she likes pasty dudes with bad facial hair, we've got someone to introduce her to.

This is the sum total of what many (uneducated) people think that the public option will leave them with.  There's some pretty funny moments in this anti-reform skit.

Everything you thought wasn't real actually is in this spoof of Obama's health care plan for old people. Death panels, unicorns and big foot, oh my!