And crazy Michele Bachmann explains how two crazy Hawaiians flew to Washington to present her with a "beautiful precious lei" and that "the one who created this lei also created our freedom."

You know what? Her nutso behavior...

In an effort to thwart the healthcare bill, GOP House members pulled out all the stops.

That's right, the big guns. 

Limericks and the Amish. 

Fear ye the butter-churner, who is really a healthcare-witch burner. 

New Rule: Get off your razor scooters and walk your flabby gunts to the Burger King. 

It'll make the Angry Triple Whopper taste that much sweeter. 

And you can have your coronary artery disease your way. 

At a Las Vegas town hall meeting, an Israeli man living in the U.S.A. was giving his thoughts on the healthcare debate to a local media outlet. The man loves the national system in his home country, noting how well soldiers...

In the US, only the healthcare system can...

A talk show host in Brazil was arrested for allegedly masterminding crimes, including murder, that he would then uncover and solve in his role as an investigative journalist.

Evil,...