Abby Elliott is so in love with Zankou chicken she decided to make a movie about it, complete with strategically placed Regina Spektor songs and an (unnecessary) omniscient narrator. Yes, you've seen this before.

Up until last week, we didn't think it was possible for anyone to sound smug and inexplicably self-satisified while deboning chicken. Gwyneth Paltrow proved us wrong. Her motto: Get busy dropping names, or get busy dying. Now,