Bobbing up and down in a thick fog during long hours at sea...
Who needs the government to make it official?
Time to make some chowdah. Mmmm...creamy.

Up in Maine (aka America's freak show), the pro-gay marriage vote was dropped into a boiling post off water, screamed to be set free, died, then was dipped in butter and served up for the sanctity of the asshats who scared...


Colbert sits down with Chellie Pingree (D-ME), representative from Maine's 1st District, which includes the utopian paradise of Portland and innumerous friendly lobsters.
Did you realize that Portland is a hotbed of hot...
