Yours is not to question why Zach rides around in a golf cart, doing you-know-what.  This is the reason we wear cups in public.

Last we left President Ulysses S. Grant, he was getting gunned down by a gang of thugs in East LA.  Now in heaven, he dreams of reuniting with his chica... and getting revenge.  So he crosses the earthly threshold and stalks...

Now that the primary is over, why would they? Jobs, the economy, Iraq War, healthcare, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah. Once and for all, regular slack-jawed yokels are only important when a Presidential candidate is drinking shots or...

The Spanish Steps in Rome look more like the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese than one of the world's great tourist attractions. They were covered in roughly 500,000 colored balls in protest of the developing garbage crisis in...

That's no typo, the Wimbledon tourney currently taking place on English grass is the old-school version. Here's the Middle Show's report on Wii-mbledon, "for people who like their tennis indoors, without racquets....or balls."...

Usually we shy away from the time-honored shot-to-the-groin vids but this new “banned” ad from Rolling Rock beer is the exception: it’s not just one balls shot, it’s 33! That’s a new record we have to stand and salute (...

Usually we shy away from the time-honored shot-to-the-groin vids but this new “banned” ad from Rolling Rock beer is the exception: it’s not just one balls shot, it’s 33! That’s a new record we have to stand and salute (...

Our inner juvenile is very amused. In this animated clip, two reporters discuss the G8 summit and global finance with double entendres that would make Beavis and Butthead proud.

We’re hoping that this is maybe an ad for some kind of industrial-strength athletic cup. Even if it's not, you’ve got to appreciate the litany of euphemisms – “groin skill… mysterious skill of soft techniques… the hard...

Kids are growing up fast these days. The Rainbow Children’s Hour is more like Sex Ed with an episode full of sexual innuendos and double entendres. They are having a plucking good time!

Comic Jeffrey Ross reviews his favorite titles from a highly specialized niche segment of the porn market: Jewish porn. Not to be missed, the hot and heavy classic, “Get That Thing Out of My Face.”

A glimpse into the New School of human resources management: the Human Giant boys put this hapless applicant through the ringer, to put it mildly. Chances are, your last boss-to-be didn't threaten you with his balls at your...