Tracy flirts with a waiter, harming Larry's self-esteem.  Sure, Larry, the fanged lothario is sometimes Anti-Semitic, and a poor investor, but in his heart he's really a nice guy.  When he's not biting underaged girls.

Twilight Sage: New Moon premieres November 20, 2009, in American theaters.  But if you're not a teenage girl, Jacob Fleisher can fulfill your fix for vampire-werewolf action, and vampire family reunions.  "...Your brother, he...

Apply hot water bottles to your crotches, high school sweethearts.  Take notice of this couple's disintegrating relationship.  And it still applies to you, even though the guy is a vampire.

Just accept it.  Date a vampire, you must allow the occasional "spider-bite."  Also, don't get attached to your cats.