We knew you boys were jealous of what the Shake Weight  could really do. Now, the ingenious minds behind the Strokemeister remind us the phallic phenomenon isn't just for fitness.

Wait...this exists?!  Yes, we all became familiar with the original Shake Weight when it was just a ladies' edition.  Now, guys can look just as inappropriate while working out.  They'll also be able to please their...

We're positive the dirty dogs behind this genius exercise weight knew exactly what they were doing when they created this vibrating phallic symbol. It's made especially for women, in the name of "toning up."