One of our greatest contributions to TheDailyTube has been the "self deprecation or self promotion?" tag. That, sadly, may need to be retired. This douchebag has blurred the lines THAT completely. Does this even count as...
And now, the epitome of douchebaggery, the Ed Hardy Boyz will take you to "Vodka for Children" events (red carpet, baby) and draw stick-figure pictures of them cooking you breakfast.
As someone who went to college downstream of douchebag central, there's a lot that's dead-on about this jackass. The pronunciation of "Vocka" might be the most chillingly realistic.