"When life hands you lemons, mix them with your vodka and make them into a truth serum."

...and don't turn down a hot chick just because she's Republican.

Well, lookie here! Seems like President Obama isn't the only one with a birth certificate conspiracy. You ever wonder where Joe Biden is really from?

Note: this ran during an episode of the O'Reilly factor, naturally.

If we're not freaking out at town halls about where Barack Obama was born, then we're freaking out at town halls about how he's going to kill old people.  Meet the "deathers"!

This is quite fitting. Orly Taitz can't seem to keep her cool during any interview so she did the next best thing by interviewing herself. Ahh, journalism at it's best.

Ken Layne of Wonkette brings up an interesting point about this video by asking the question, "And how do we know, for sure, that this video is satirical in nature?"  See, we had initially thought that the whole movement was...

This lady is pretty much the leader of the whole "birther" thing, and two nights ago she freaked out on MSNBC in ways the likes of which we haven't seen since Rick Santelli.  It's really quite entertaining, and if you'd like...

...and Vampirers, and Opposite Dayers, and Santa Clausers, and so on. Regardless, now that this is over, we want to see Lou Dobbs' birth certificate. Unless he accidentally ate it.

Let's see how the fringe left disproves this damning evidence that Barock Obomb-a's birf certicky is teh faeks!

The Huffington Post sent out Mike Stark to get the skinny on what elected officials of the U.S. Congress really think about the "birther issue".  Not surprisingly, he encounters much resistance, with a few moments of...

Republican Congressman John Campbell of California takes some serious verbal beatings at the shouting mouth of Chris Matthews for nearly two minutes before he finally admits that he doesn't have a real argument against Barack...