Presented by New York City substitute teacher, James Bond. It's a good life, you get Pierce Brosnan's royalty checks, all the folks a TGIF look up from their mudslides when they announce your name, your brother Bond...Fred...

We'll say this once, in American, but "How can you blokes get violent over a 0-0 soccer tie?"

We voted for the man and feel there is only one thing to say about his troubled times. And Flounder said it best, "Oh Boy this is gonna' be GREAT!" One question: can we got a visual on this $4,000 an hour escort? A...

Somehow, we missed this web-exclusive "Top Ten Dumb Guy Explanations for Leap Year." We blame daylight savings and February itself. We were too buys enjoying an extra 24 hours of Black History Month.

Dave's Top Ten for Mother's Day is a real kick in the Worldwide Pants. Judging from the ovation, Mrs. Letterman must be America's favorite Mom. This helps explain a lot of Letterman's personal problems. Thanks, Mom!

Dave's Top Ten Surprises in Spider-Man 3 will make you laugh so hard you develop your very own super power! And that's just number 10! Your Spidey-sense is guaranteed to start tingling!