We had a thought. In the year 3000, we bet "In the Year 3000" will be instantly available as a hologram of Andy Richter's head floating around the living room.

We can't wait. We're going to eat a burrito stupido and think of...

Prison rape, Kirstie Alley's ham collection, W.'s battle against literacy, Bill Clinton enjoys sex...The jokes from the future sound a lot like the jokes from 2003.

Lazers shooting out of Big Papi's eyes and killing...

Michael Jackson will some back to life thanks to a miracle cure discovered by Dr. Bubbles the Chimp.

That's a resurrection joke, not a "he dead" joke, so it's not too soon.