If you're anything like us, all of the Twitter accounts you follow are directly related to a celebrity death pool. When famous people croak, we need to know about it instantaneously. That's why we were thrilled to get a Tweet...

In a shocking abuse of power, Barack Obama viciously murdered a fly last week. It raised the hackles of Jeff Goldblum (a.k.a. The Fly) who feels his 65,000,000 year old little buddies deserve better than the cruel fate of...