Joke all you want, but the way things get muddied, it'll probably be the year 3000 before we get this healthcare thing done. 

Has anyone played Beatles Rock Band? Can you actually be the Walrus? Or the Eggman? Or Pete Best? Or Sgt. Pepper? Or Clarence the fifth Beatle....

We'd like an answer to these questions by the year 2010... The year 3000 is...

The cast of Friends reunites to rob Jennifer Aniston's house? Two and A Half Men becomes One and Three-Quarters Men and a Bag of Hair & Teeth? Things turn out "only mostly awesome" for the cast of Entourage?

Conan, all your...

Unless O'Brien is Yoda or Larry King, there's no way he'll be able to see the "Year 3000" come to fruition.

Dig the new space age getup, fellas. The future seems bright indeed.