If he gets this universal healthcare thing passed, Obama's expression is going to say, "Suck it, everyone. Suck it to your heart's content, because if you get some sort of cold sore or rash, you're covered."

The super-realistic "Einstein" robot at the University of California has taught itself to make facial expressions based on anger and sadness. Try to be happy, Einstein robot. Angry robots are just a step away from murderous...

This is a good list, but Fallon forgot our favorite:

"Say your piece. But you know damn well that I'm smarter than you, right?"

On another note, why did they quit making Waffle Crisps?