"What? Every idiot knows how to eat a chicken wing," you say. You are wrong, and shame on you. There is one proper method to the art of seperating meat from bone. This man delivers us from wasted chicken.

Not kidding, there is film of President Obama and Vice President Biden ordering burgers. Barack went with cheddar cheese, medium well, no mustard...we think. We're still waiting for him to finish his order.

Yes, this counts...