Ford is making up for being naughty about the bailout situation by unveiling a new car that will give penny-pinchers plenty of value for their dollar: the 1993 Ford Taurus.  The car is guaranteed to run, but options are...

Breakthroughs in technology have finally brought us to the point where we no longer have to starve to death between breakfast and dinner.  Try "lunch" today, and see how satisfied you'll be!

The tragic and fatal accident involving Rebecca Bunten, and not Glenn Beck, is sending shockwaves across the nation.  Glenn Beck didn't even get scratched in the accident, while Bunten paid for it with her life.

Did you remember to vote yesterday?  Here's a vintage campaign advertisement from 1649, when we all decided we should start burning witches.

Yo, dude, this is about to get serious.  Hold my Hello Kitty hairdryer.

Coming in just a few days too late is an advertisement that would have given all the ladies a compelling resource for their sexy Halloween costume needs.  Not all their costumes are sexy, though.

Now that the NBA is back in season, the greatest fear basketball fans have right now is having to actually sit through an entire L.A. Clippers game.  Fortunately, their arena has collapsed, and luckily ended the lives of...

You wouldn't think that a road trip with Jake and Amir would be so quiet, but it seems like Amir just wants to focus on the road.

It doesn't last, of course.

Today Now! gets festive by finding that perfect costume for your overly feminine son.  Don't worry about those kids beating up on your boy anymore.  He's going to scare the living crap out of everyone he meets.

In honor of Halloween, the world's vampires got together to conspire to bring themselves back into the public eye.  This time, they're probably going to really kill us all (if they can ever get their act together).

Well-known comedian Bill Cosby was honored with the Mark Twain Prize, a comedy award reserved for the very best. Cosby thanked his family, his co-stars, Jell-O Pudding Pops, Pokeymans, and the rap music which gives the kids...

They're a sick breed that can't help themselves from saving every single file they can click on. This new reality show gives us a dose of tech geek medicine, as one data hoarder goes through a harrowing intervention.

Sometimes there's subliminal messages in advertising.  And sometimes, there's not-so-subliminal messaging.  This director seems to be deviating from the Golden Kiss script, and the talent is not too happy.

The In the Know panel discusses Joe Biden's latest public slip up, where he sneezed on television with the whole world watching.  The Obama administration is having a hard time keeping up with all of Biden's public...

Nintendo's legendary hero is out to rid Hyrule of the evil darkness of Ganondorf...just after he finishes fishing, collecting chickens, playing shooting games, and completing every other side quest in the game.