

Run for your lives, kids! We're all going to die!
Unless you make like Gordon by washing your hands and covering your mouth when you cough.
That's too much to ask! Make peace with your God!

We're actually surprised by this; Maher seems like he would know his way around all sorts of newfangled stimulus packages. Maybe he's as "pig ignorant" as the rest of us. Happy "wipe your ass" day, Bill!
In all seriousness,...









Sure, regular flu kills somewhere between 250-500,000 people around the globe a year. But regular flu doesn't sound scary like the SWINE FLU PANDEMIC!!! No cable news outlet is going to whip up hysteria with regular flu, this...

Spring is in the air! The dark gloom of our long cold winter is behind us! It's time for the flowers to bloom as the nation is reborn!
What's that you say? Pigs started a pandemic!?!
Huh. Back into the basement bunker for us!
