Megan Fox comparing Transformers director Michael Bay to Hitler? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you! Bay's crew lashed back, calling Megan "dumb as a rock," among other things. Come on, Megan, you can't act, so make...

Okay, sure, this is a spoof.  But just imagine if Michael Bay had actually built off the strengths of the original movie in order to formulate the sequel.  You'd be left with something pretty much like this.

What do you get when you combine two stupid movies about robots? Transforminators. (Side note: Terminator Salvation--hands down one of the worst movies we've ever seen. No joke. It ruined Memorial Day.)

This bowl of cereal cost millions of dollars.  It also was devoid of plot and character development.