Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!  Just competing in the Olympics can be a huge challenge, with all the pressure to bring pride to your homeland. Someone get that girl a shot of vodka.

We'd like to see Guillermo domesticate that wild animal Kirstin McMillan. Get 'er, Pepe, get 'er. That's a good dog.

This might not sound that exciting, but when you compress an hour of footage into 82 seconds it looks like a swarm of terrorist ants storming your village. It's quite scary the appetite these little buggers have, so umm, good...

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a head-i-copter! This contraption looks like a dude wearing a lawnmower on your head, and seems just as dangerous, but no denying it's pretty damn cool.

Something about this video tells us that these two young men have repeated more than a couple grades. After all, we thought we were the only people above the age of 6 that have been sledding and ran directly into a metal pole....

Meet Mike, who, believe it or not, didn't have a girlfriend when he discovered that he had a talent for kicking himself in the head. He's honed that skill into a world record-clinching menagerie of tricks, all on display here....

There's nothing wrong with your volume control--there's no sound with this video. You don't need it. All will become clear when the clock hits 00:15. Maybe he was blinded by her florescent yellow leggings?