Oprah popped up--literally--on Ellen DeGeneres' 1000th show to share big news: Ellen is going to be on the cover of O Magazine. Not some piddly issue, either, but rather the December holiday issue. Ellen said she's thrilled...

Let's face it: what Ellen wants, Ellen gets. George Clooney on the show? No problem. Marrying Portia de Rossi? Check. Getting an on-air phone call from Queen Oprah granting a cover appearance on O Magazine? It's in the bag.

Ellen always seem to be campaigning for something, and her latest crusade is to get her face on the cover of O magazine. This means working with Queen Oprah, of course, but an attempt to call Harpo publications resulted in an...