Prison rape, Kirstie Alley's ham collection, W.'s battle against literacy, Bill Clinton enjoys sex...The jokes from the future sound a lot like the jokes from 2003.
Lazers shooting out of Big Papi's eyes and killing...

The cast of Friends reunites to rob Jennifer Aniston's house? Two and A Half Men becomes One and Three-Quarters Men and a Bag of Hair & Teeth? Things turn out "only mostly awesome" for the cast of Entourage?
Conan, all your...

Unless O'Brien is Yoda or Larry King, there's no way he'll be able to see the "Year 3000" come to fruition.
Dig the new space age getup, fellas. The future seems bright indeed.

Lane pulls the Bette Midler-serenading-Johnny Carson routine in a farewell tribute. Considering Conan is only changing hometowns and time slots, it isn't quite Midler's tearjerking Hero, but it shouldn't be. Lane sings what...
