By "it," we mean journalistic credibility, and by "there" we mean 1996.

What do you expect from a news network populated entirely by people who enjoy intercourse with goats?

Your dirty secret is safe with us, Soledad O'Brien.

While you greenie do-gooders were busy using wind to power your electric go-karts, Mother Nature was cackling with glee. The wind whistling through the trees is all part of her evil plan to destroy us! You're playing right...

Weed? Slave-whipping Wii games? Naps? John Oliver's penis?

We wouldn't think any of these things would be a distraction in The Daily Show offices. That would imply the correspondents are at work.

Please, we're begging you....

Single-payer death panel? Universal death panels? Privately funded death panels? Hybrid public-private death panels? Shamanistic Kenyan voodoo curses on demand?

We think the hollow punditry "discussions" about the hugely...

"Senior Foreign Looking Correspondent" Aasif Mandvi explains why Westerners are to blame for all the chaos in Iran.

Don't play dumb, you know what you did. You and your Zionist espionage team.

Stewart & Co. were off this week, but they left behind a little web video to tide us over.

So, how would the cast survive a total economic and soclai collapse?

By either doing what they do now, nothing. (And getting paid for...

And asks, "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" 

We bet you never envisioned the day when Raiders of the Lost Ark turned into a documentary. This is how it ends, massive snake attacks. You might want to invest in a chamber...

Dear Aasif Mandvi,

If you needed advice before serenading Kristen Wiig with a keytar, you should have called me first. I have some, um, experience in the matter.

Love, Sean from TheDailyTube