The government is cracking down on credit card companies' billing practices, so, assuming those organizations are staffed by people and not soulless autobots, they're gonna flip out.

This is on the level of guys who film themselves smoking pounds of weed and post it on Facebook.  Dude, why on earth would you do this to a poor defenseless cat?  The internet is supposed to LOVE cats!  ICanHazCriminalRecord...