It just wouldn't be the Olympics without Morgan Freeman's advertising narration.  Here, his latest.  It's quite stirring.

We can't tell whether this is a real or a fake ad for VISA, the giant beneveolent credit card company.  But we're reassured by the soothing images, the gentle narration, and the pleasing imagery.  Gosh, we just feel like...

Visa is still lending money!  So you need Visa, and you have no choice but to keep consuming, because Visa is hungry and you need to keep Visa well-fed and satiated.  Don't fight it, just spend!

The cultural blackification of America is underway. Example 1: A magazine cover asking is it "The End of White America?" Example 2: The horribly racist Visa Black Card. This is Colbert at his indignant best...