We debated what section of the "Alex Rodriguez Confessional" to post, and eventually we decided against breaking it up because, quite frankly, it's just too culturally significant. So here's the third section of A-Rod's...

We debated what section of the "Alex Rodriguez Confessional" to post, and eventually we decided against breaking it up because, quite frankly, it's just too culturally significant. So here's the second section of A-Rod's...

We debated what section of the "Alex Rodriguez Confessional" to post, and eventually we decided against breaking it up because, quite frankly, it's just too culturally significant. So here's the first section of A-Rod's...

This came as a shock to us, too, but it turns out that ESPN talking head and Hall of Fame baseball reporter Peter Gammons has his own metal theme song, thanks to funnyordie.com. It really is pretty tremendous, too, so long as...