Us Weekly was the beneficiary of Jennifer Love Hewitt's attempt to get the world to care about her newborn.  Unfortunately, the $2.2 million they're recieving for running the spread, which was written, edited, and...

Since Jessica Simpson's career offers little to nothing to go on, her recent weight gain has gotten much attention over the past week. Even President Barack Obama chimed in with a few choice words of his own - or did he?