Ladies, we know it must be impossible to resist hooligans begging for a sneak peak at your goodies, but if you're driving, please stay focused on that.

Boobs are sweet. When boobs are sort of funny and united for a good cause, that's super sweet.

This 4th of July weekend, you can outdo those well-endowed ladies and their hypnotic glitter guns by making your manhood shimmer like a sparkler in the night!

Howcast has finally taken their cheeky "how-to" meme into the realm of straight up sexual pandering.  This handy guide will show you how to spot a real boob from a fake one...Not that you need any such tips. We're just...

To be honest, we can't decide if this move is awesome or just disgusting, but it's definitely one or the other. Either way, convincing a girl to shove a hot dog into her cleavage and then eating it out of there is incredibly...

Zac Efron started it, and we thought/hoped Lindsay Lohan finished it. Now, Denise Richards is the latest...dis-likable celebrity to pop up on Funny Or Die in a couple weeks. It's hard to tell if her one-joke video is helped...

Ah, poor Hot Girl.  Always having men throwing money, and themselves, at you.  Strangers trying to buy you islands.  And for what?

We watched this... love song a few times, just for posterity's sake. For our job. To figure out whether it's funny or not. Yeah, that's right. Anyway, congratulations go out to Owen Benjamin for scoring a hot teacher in grade...

(ATTENTION: NSFW) Danish skydiving topless beauties can sell ANYTHING, including a washing machine for $4,9999 krone.  We suddenly have an urge to get to Copenhagen and do a load of laundry. We need to after this ad. 

Next up for BG is Jillian, who recently broke up with her "professional athlete" boyfriend and flew in from Pittsburgh for the pleasure of dating Brad Garrett.  Given her background, and without going into specifics, she...

Christian's stand up gets evil on CH itself.  Isn't it great that a site based mostly on comedy would endorse a comic who insists that most people who post videos on it would beat the crap out of the creators themselves?  He...

Part three of this competition focuses on a tight game of Marco Polo and a violent splashing match, where Obama Girl and McCain trade barbs while slashing water, their chests heaving and undulating...oh, well, you get the...

Like the rest of America, we look to centerfolds for views on how to live our lives. As Playboy's 50th Anniversary Playmate, Colleen Shannon is the epitome of higher brain functions. Thusly, her newest views are as follows:...

Paris Hilton went on record about Jessica Simpson's boobs and Kim Kardashian's ass. The famous-for-nothing star spoke to a Las Vegas radio station about her former BFF Kim Kardashian and how she likes her own body just like...

This saucy video offers a candid, exclusive peek at two girls getting ready for a party. Soon, the clothes hit the floor and the ladies start comparing body parts! (But are we seeing things, or is something slightly off with...