You know, if this guy gained weight, he would carry it well.  Just saying. 

He and his friend try to sell a product.  We don't know what product.  You won't know either, after watching this commercial.

There was the Snuggie, the Wuggie, and the wearable ShamWow. People just can't get enough of wearing their comforter. So it's only fitting that now one is available for your dog!

Being locked up in the hoosegow doesn't mean you should ever stop peddling and scamming. Let the fast-talking, hooker-pummeling ShamWow guy sell you everything you need to make your stay in jail more "comfortable."

For those of you who weren't aware of Vince Shlomi's current situation, please read.  For the rest of you, please buy some stuff from this guy.  He's probably going to wind up on death row soon.

Get down widdit.  Actually, this is pretty creative, both in its use of internet memes (see Shamwow guys's products and auto-tune), and its unique back beats.  Eat your heart out, internet.

You're already sold on the SnugWow, the ShamWow/Snuggie hybrid that protects your heaving mounds of flesh from chip crumbs and Coke spills. It's time to upgrade to the SlumWow, the SnugWow that comes with its own slumdog...

Vince is back, and his tongue is stitched up and ready to pawn a useless shitrag to children.  No hookers allowed.

Introducing the SnugWow, the fantastic new innovation that uses the absorbant fabric of the ShamWow as body blanket Snuggie. Now you can spill, smear and drop whatever you want on yourself during those long nights watching TV...

This is really not the most appropriate way to sell a gimmicky towel.  This is the shoot Shamwow Guy had before he went out and beat the crap out of a cannibal hooker.

We pity to see Mr. T's career succumb to telling people how to cook frozen meat on infomercials (does anyone know how to defrost anymore?) Fortunately, however, it seems we've found a referee for the ShamWow/Zorbeez pitch-off

The Jesus Christ Sponge from ShamWow is the most incredible sponge that has ever existed.  You can use it for anything, and we mean everything.  It's made of the same cloth that was used to wipe Christ's face as we walked to...

Billy Mays is the God of infomercials, and don't you (set it) and forget it! While a guest on the Adam Corolla show, he challenges ShamWow proprietor Vince Offer to a "pitch-off" for stealing his idea for Zorbeez - which is...

This video mocking Blago's appearance on The View is funny and everything, but Jesus, he's a jackass. Just go away. If we're lucky, he'll really emulate Gandhi and go on a hunger strike. Hopefully, it kills him.