Of all the truly bizarre things you'd expect to see at a huge face off -- like the one between English soccer powers Chelsea and Manchester United -- a guy brushing his teeth in the second half is not one of them. Yet,...

On Sunday, Manchester City and Manchester United faced off in what is one of soccer's truly great intra-city derbies (that's pronounced "darby", despite the spelling, for all you non-Angolphile snobs). No sooner had United...

Samuel Eto'o heroin celebration. Seems like a sensational enough headline on it's own, right? Well, add in the fact that the arm-slapping salute came in the most-watched annual sporting event across the world -- the Champions...

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is known for being a bit temperamental, but his actions in a shocking Saturday loss to Fulham took things a bit far, even for him. After a call didn't go his way, Rooney decided he'd had...

Cristiano Ronaldo is almost certainly the best soccer player on the planet. He's also an international celebrity who may or may not be a sex addict, which is why he keeps a $3500/night prostitute on speed dial. Naturally,...

Anyone who knows anything about soccer over the past year knows that Cristiano Ronaldo is the hot item on the circuit. He's the reigning European "Footballer of the Year," the centerpiece of Champions League and English...

That's precisely what longtime Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson called this Cristiano Ronaldo strike, hit Wednesday night against Portsmouth during yet another win for the Red Devils. Granted, it's an impressive...

We know, we know. Two soccer videos in one day is a lot to deal with. Still, what are we to do when there are two separate borderline scandals embroiling those chaps on the other side of the pond? In this clip, Manchester...

If you saw the 8-year old running back we showed a week ago and said to yourself "I don't see enough transcendent talent in the grade schools these days," here is your chance to be impressed again in this video that has...

Why sift through a dozen games on the final weekend of Premiership play to come up with the best shots and saves when they can all come to you? Yeah, we weren't sure either. The domestic soccer season wrapped up with a flurry...

Liek Cristiano Ronaldo, who gets decked a minute into this power ballad then miraculously recovers to score against Manchester City and seal a key victory, and, in essence, Man U's premiership title. After that it's all about...

Ever notice how soccer teams are referred to in the plural even though they are singular entities as individual groups? Isn't that weird? We think so, too. What's not weird is that the best aforementioned singular group in...

Because Wayne Rooney will seriously hurt someone after this loss. Manchester United entered the away led of their Champions League semifinal with AC Milan up a goal in aggregate score. So all they needed was a draw. What they...