Actually, as Michael Steele gets grilled by Morning Joe, there is a great number of hilarious one-liners from Mr. Hip Hop Republican.  Seeing as the Republicans swept New Jersey, he's got a right to be happy.

"When life hands you lemons, mix them with your vodka and make them into a truth serum."

...and don't turn down a hot chick just because she's Republican.

All you lazy non-voters out there in "internet land" need to get off the keyboard and go vote some conservatives into office.  They're getting creamed out there!  And if you "talk to some folks", that'll surely change.

This is meant to be some kind of political satire on Republicans and the whole "tea-bagging" ritual, but we're all be damned here at The Daily Tube if we understood one word of what's going on here.  It looks more like a bad...

What else would you call a lobbyist? The Democrats are having a ball with this 7-second clip.  Yes, they are.

This new ad from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee personifies republicans as just being negative about legislation in every issue.   But they make blocking legislation look so fun and relaxing!

Ever wonder what would happen at one of these entirely fictional "death panels"?  Naturally, there'd be a smokin' hot babe in a red dress, and one of the other panelists is screwing her.  They would really care less about...

He's at it again!  The eloquent Republican front man is now out on television saying that he's "the cow on the tracks" as the runaway train of evil liberal spending barrels on.  Self-parody, anyone?

This scathing new ad recalls the terrifying story of Jamie Lee Jones, who suffered terrible sexual abuse by coworkers, a story only magnified by the fact that the company she worked for claimed she had signed away her right...

Need a sure-fire way of knowing the country is going to hell? There's a Republican Representive, for all of that.

Former Republican House Majority Leader Tom Delay has no problem breaking out some fresh samba moves to the tune of "Why Can't We Be Friends?" on Dancing with the Stars.  We don't contest that Delay is a decent dancer, but...

Here comes hottie Meghan McCain talking about being a Republican and thinking that gay marriage is cool at the SAME TIME.  Not that there's really anything wrong with what Meghan says here, but it just seems all too...

The headline pretty much says it all, but you need to really see how they treat this poor MSNBC reporter who's just trying to do his job.  He's being quite polite about the whole issue, since they apparently were invited in...

The popular argument about czars is that Democrats make too many czar jobs.  It does seem kind of silly, but this poiniant ad shows us that it's not just Democrats who like to create these seemingly needless czar jobs.

Before he joined the administration, Green Jobs Advisor Van Jones was really an educated intellectual with a way with words. Take for example, this February public speaking appearance where he so eloquently describes the...