"They're not booing, they're saying BOOOOSSHHHHHH..."

And with that, the coming together of America begins. It's way cooler than a man landing on the moon, but not cool enough that white dudes can use the N-word.

However,...

In this swift tour of our nation's capital, the Hooters girls explain the little-known connection between Watergate and Erin Brockovich, the Heil to the Chief and the virtues of President Harrison Ford. Watch your back, and...

To all those media blowhards who predicted The Daily Show would take it easy on the Barackstar...Welcome to the Jon Stewart thunderdome President Obama.