We're pretty sure this is a joke, but after The Polar Express, Beowulf and every other weird motion-capture movie that leaves characters looking mainly human but dead behind the eyes, it seems like this is a real possibility.

Filming of "Nottingham," another telling of the Robin Hood legend, has hit a little (or maybe, big) snag. Russell Crowe is a bit, er, paunchy, which made the love scene between himself and "Maid Marion" Sienna Miller look...