We never thought we'd see the day when the bitter Elvis Costello dirge What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love & Understanding? became a heartwarming song of renewal and faith in humanity. 

We also never thought we'd see the day...

As he so merrily puts it to Christmas Queen Colbert, "it's not my least favorite time of year." And behold, a great miracle happened there, in Stephen's rustic log cabin. So light the menorah boys, because a blizzard's coming,

Kanye "Human Sunglasses Mannequin" West Twittered "Who the F*ck is Stephen Colbert" in response to the humble challenge? So, did Colbert's Christmas album top West's latest robot-voiced lament to adolescent heartbreak? Jolly...