High-quality attempts at satire remain rare.  But Chip Bolcik manages to skewer both Americans' weight obsession and the Indian government's lax sanitation policies. 

Today on "Oh Maaaan, No!" we hear from a little bird that Britney Spears' pregnant sister, Jamie Lynn, may have gotten liposuction before she was aware of anything in the oven. Nature will be performing its own version of...