In his upcoming book "How to Be Famous," the lesser-known Spencer Pratt prattles on about his ambitions to make it as the next Brad Pitt. One thing's for sure, it'll be an interesting journey. 

Do you find Heidi and Spencer "bad" and "vacuous"? Meet your new hero, Al Roker. The morning personality ripped into the duo on The Today Show and jumped on Twitter for some more shots afterwards.

Are you watching I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here? If not, you're missing something truly insane. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag threatened to leave, only to come back and be baptized by Stephen Baldwin? Then they quit...

David Letterman interviewed Lauren Conrad, and the two hit it off splendidly as they ripped into Spencer Pratt without a hint of mercy. It seems as Letterman gets older, he gets more vicious with people he dislikes. We love...

The stars of "The Hills" showed up on the cover of Us Weekly along with a declaration that the couple had eloped. It seems certain blanks are missing, though...like, oh, a marriage license and whether or not a legal civil...