Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Fire bad!

Hot chick good.

Must strangle submerged feelings. And hot girl.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Not because he's scared of them, but because it breaks his tender little heart when they get Conan's coffee. 

In other words, could someone volunteer to drive a stake through the heart of this vampire craze...

One of these famously flush authors farts money. The other one is Jeffrey Tambor.

Query: Is Stpehen Klng wealthier than these two? Meyer yes. Rowling maybe. But King better start aiming his books at teenage nerds.

The odds that this Twillight spoof is dumber than the movie itself? Even money. And you won't have to blow ten bucks ($17.50 with popcorn & soda) in a room filled with crying tween Goth girls.