It's Turk Dunham and he's helping out the failed GM and Chrysler companies by slashing prices on cars former employees! Take your pick of the pack with executive assistants going for just $31,000 and graduates from RISD who...

An exciting new reality series from Onion Broadcasting will pit two auto manufacturing plants against each other a la Top Chef.  Only one of these teams will be allowed to keep their jobs and livelihoods, but that's better...

After a seemingly national disapproval of the auto-industry, president Obama is finally looking to keep them from completely collapsing by becoming a car salesman himself.  How screwed are we?  Let's see what John Stewart...

If the auto industry is going to sit there and ask for a bailout from the government, the least they could do is make plans in 2009 to bring us the flying cars that Hollywood has promised us for decades.  Flying cars aren't...

As the incoming administration prepares for the bailout of the auto industry, thereby owning the whole gig, they've actually turned to television commercials to let industry leaders know where they can find the best deal for...

It seems those Detroit auto-airheads who took private jets to Washington to beg for their bailout could learn a thing (or like seven) this Japanese airline CEO. He cut every one of his perks, and slashed his own salary after...

Here's a quick clip of some footage MSN was able to find that shows the CEOs of the Big Three auto manufacturers on their way to D.C. to beg for bailout dollars.  That's what they claim, anyway.  The guys in the video just...

Aw! Did you train Pets.com to do that? They sent their long-forgotten 1.0 mascot, Sock Puppet, to plead with Congress to give the online-pet-retail industry a piece of the $700 billion pie.  Unfortunately, it looks like Sock...

Look, there's $700 billion floating around! Let's go get our piece of it! Seriously, auto industry, stop it. The fear tactic isn't going to work when driving costs so much to begin with. People would rather see gas guzzling...