Nick's idea to improvise everything seems to have paid off.  Unfortunately, we'll probably never know how great it was because of a frightening announcement.  Heads are gonna roll once Nick finds out what happened, right?

If you're thinking of getting a little adventurous this weekend and, by some remote (read: likely) chance, your boyfriend wants to videotape you having sex with him, consider this great advice:  make the tape unwatchable. ...