Nintendo's legendary hero is out to rid Hyrule of the evil darkness of Ganondorf...just after he finishes fishing, collecting chickens, playing shooting games, and completing every other side quest in the game.

After many years, the hero of Hyrule is finally giving up on being "the man."  Happy retirement, Link!

If you're like us, you probably haven't been up on the Legend of Neil until this episode.  That's okay, because a synopsis at break-neck speed will cure all of that.  Then, get ready to travel with Neil (or Link, if you feel...