Poor Mr. Wentworth. He's just trying to combat the liberal bias in schools, but ends up ditching detention because of his spelling.

We all know what defines a liberal in this country:

*Blindly defending agitators against The Man

*Disrespecting the President during times of war

*Whining about the treatment in the media

*Paranoia that everyone is out to...

Barack Obama just can't win with these pastors.

Here he addresses the hoopla surrounding his decision to pick pro-life, anti-gaydar conservative Rick Warren for his inaugeration prayer.  Either way, everyone is pretty pissed...

In Canada, we have socialized medicine and we embrace Mary Jane. We love the gays. We have maple syrup galore and we proudly acknowledge our ties to our funny monkey ancestors. Isn't it about time you moved here and claimed...