Look, we know you think we're writing that in a sense of hyperbole. Let us assure you, we are not. The greatest trick shot you have ever seen, no holds barred, comes from a nine-year-old member of the Portland (Maine) Junior...

What do you think of when someone mentions Maine? Surely not what these hoodlums propose, what with their shooting ducks and constant cow tipping. Hey, looks better than Cleveland.

The former First Lady is in a pickle out on the coast of Maine. She got herself stuck in the sand.  She's expecting her son George W. Bush to come to her rescue, which means she forgot about Hurricane Katrina.