Big tough Gus Porter won't let a bunch of socialist freaks take advantage of the fact that he's been mauled by a bear. Not even if they offer to do it for free! What a hero!
So Gus Porter (Thomas Haden Church), American legend, was roaming across the boarder into Canada and gets mauled by a bear. But would a true-blue American patriot submit to treatment by Canadian communist/ fascist/ socialist/
Late night shows would like you to believe that on any given night, anything can happen. This might have been true when Burt Reyonlds and Dom Deluise would get into the sauce before sitting with Carson, but today, it's as...
The major parties have overlooked the marginalization of Joe Six Pack by Joe the Plumber. Well, Mr. Six Pack (Church) has something to say about that. Good thing, 'cuz he's got a lot of beer. And by "a lot of beer," we mean...