This new anti-smoking campaign is a win for everyone. Straight people get deterred from a habit that's hazardous to their health, and gay folks get to watch specially-suited quasi-pornography.
Even the tobacco companies win!




Do not be alarmed. This is really a cubicle worker taking a smoke break with his coworkers on hump day. If you translate what they're talking about, it goes something like this:
Guy 1:"God, how are we gunna get all that...










