Remember Charla Nash, the woman whose face was ripped off by her friend's pet chimp? Nash somehow survived the terrible attack, and revealed her disfigurement on Oprah. The poor women has only recently come to understand that...

It's not every day you get to read a real headline that seems like it's straight out of a comic strip, but it's true: Jason Biggs, while on vacation in Spain, was attacked by a Barbary monkey that tried to chew his face off....

Can you imagine if, like, a duck totally dropped one on Obama while talking about Iran?  Stay inside the White House for press stuff, Barry.  Otherwise, you could possibly end up like Rupia Banda, president of Zimbabwe.  At...

Remember Bob Ross?  Man, that guy was happy!  Here, a fictional Bob Ross Jr. discovers a guy who got himself stuck in the same happy little tree that Ross intends to illustrate, but unfortunately gets mistaken for a hapless...

What happens when the Gorillaz make a baby who writes operas based on 16th century Chinese novels? You get Monkey, a spectacular collaboration formed by members Damon Albarn (formerly of Blur) and Jamie Hewlett, and their new...

Clint Eastwood was named Director of the Year at 2008's Annual Hollywood Film Festival, and his celeb buddies have plenty to say about the selection. This dude is going to keep on going long after the baby born today has...

Segways are supposed to be guided more by instinct and thought than manual input, right? So what happens when a Segway is driven by an animal whose main thoughts include "BANANAS" and "POO?" Actually, the chimp was smart...

You must have heard this past week about the neurolgy breakthrough that enabled a lab monkey to control a robotic arm entirely through his mind.  This installment of "Science News" digs deeper and allows Dr. Henry Alpert (...

This video of a baby monkey named Conchita eating an apple slice delivers a dose of "Awwww!" that will last all week. It's enough to make you run to the rainforest and deliver a full-body tackle to the bulldozers.  

In some senses, we feel like it is the same in America, only we're obliged to acknowledge them as "bartenders."  This monkey serves up a few cold ones to his patrons at a bar in Tokyo, cleans up after his guests, and even...

If there was ever any doubt the animal revolution is laying siege to our country, take this as proof: Now monkeys are learning karate. That's right, this chimp is now officially tougher than everyone reading this post, writer...

This monkey uses his mouth like a toilet. It might be totally disgusting, but it keeps his audience entertained. Really, though, who among us doesn't enjoy simian water sports?

One from the vault: Unfortunately, the fact that this was even covered on American TV news says a lot more about the sad state of journalism in this country than it does about the state of monkey waterskiing in Japan. Our...