From the looks of it, Bruce Willis' new movie Surrogate contains no original thoughts. Tracking down the eight most least-originalest instances could not have been easy, drunk or otherwise.
Glad you asked. He's chillaxing, trying to get Letterman fired, stalking the Jonas Brothers and waiting to hear back from the Secaucus Dairy Queen. Fortunately, for all our sakes, he isn't shooting Die Harderest!
Bruce Willis and his model wife, Emma Hemming, posed mostly-nude for W Magazine in some racy photos featuring light bondage. Willis is pushing into his mid-50's, but there are definitely younger actors out there who are less...
Fetching coffee, making copies, dishing office gossip and riding in elevators calls for a man of action. Or, at least a man with some free time. No big movies this summer, Mr. Willis?
After a 23-year courtship, David Letterman tied the knot with Regina Lasko at the Teton County courthouse in Choteau, Montana. Letterman, the self-described "last of the gunslingers," made the startling announcement on Monday...
read more (by Patrick Sauer)Running Time:6:55Jump to around 3:00 for the wedding tale to begin.
54-year-old Bruce Willis tied the knot to 34-year-old model Emma Heming in his Turks & Caicos home on Saturday. Ex-wife Demi Moore and her hubby Ashton Kutcher were in attendance for the ceremony. A civil ceremony will be...
Sly says his new move, "Rambo," truly shows the horrors of war. We doubt that it ranks up there with "The Pianist," but then again, Adrien Brody couldn't beat up our Mother. You get what you deserve Myanmar, but it will...
We've got 'em all folks: Sly Stallone pimping "Rambo," Bruce Willis going back to his Bruno days and Ah-Nald apparently seeking budgetary advice from both of them. The funny thing about Sly (minus the HGH) is that "Rocky...
While you're busy watching this video, "we blow up the roof, they spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent." In the interim,...
Bruce Willis bonds with Jon Stewart as he tells stories of working as a security guard at an atomic power plan in South Jersey. Willis played his harmonica on the job and kept playing even after his boss asked him to stop....
Spoken like a true politico. During his appearance at the Smithsonian earlier this week, Bruce "Live Free or Die Hard" Willis declared to the press that while it's premature to endorse anyone, fellow "Die Hard 2" co-star Fred...
Mike is boring, wears plaid pajamas and goes to bed early. We'd say he's a loser, but he sort of reminds us of us. In "Dreamz," episode #40 of net_work, we find out however, that once asleep, he becomes Bruce Willis in Die...
read more (by Jeff Chu)Running Time:4:45at 3:38 we see the other Mike's nuthouse dream)
In "Die Hardest, Springfield," a 52-year old Bruce Willis takes on never-ages-a-day criminal mastermind Homer Simpson. Or something to that effect. We're sure Bumblebee Man is involved somehow. (That guy always seemed a bit...
Were you aware that in "Live Free or Die Hard" Bruce Willis saves New York City from evil fireworks, much like the "crater maker" he explodes on the "Late Show" set? Take it from John McClane kids: Fireworks can be very...