No one feels the financial crisis like a stock broker on Wall Street, and this poor sap has taken his search for a bailout to the New York City subway, in hopes he might get back to the Hamptons (where he belongs!).  You...

The Bailout Master teaches his daughter how to milk him, or anyone else (including the federal government), for lots and lots of beautiful money.  After getting $700 billion dropped in his own personal account and turning his...

The CIA released this intercepted transmission from Bin Laden to Al Qaeda, warning of the shaky financial times they face in 2009.  He offers a few choice tips on how to beat the crunch and keep jihad alive, but admits that...

Someguys.tv made this cheeky little skit for Polititude.com's "PolitiCONTEST".  Everyone has some kind of bias, especially at "The Bipartisan Cafe", where there's nothing but donkeys and elephants on the menu.  Here, a...

Even St. Nick is in trouble because of the economic crisis!  The jolly old fat man appeared before Congress to beg the government to save his bread and butter holiday.  Without a substantial loan, we probably won't be seeing...

Who here doesn't understand that the entire economy is in a state of recession?  Okay, now who doesn't get the fact that it might wind up a total recession?  For those of you who didn't raise their hands, this video will help...

It seems those Detroit auto-airheads who took private jets to Washington to beg for their bailout could learn a thing (or like seven) this Japanese airline CEO. He cut every one of his perks, and slashed his own salary after...

It's kind of hard to tell what's going on in this video.  Did a wealthy Wall Street worker just blow her two-cents out?  Did she shoot herself with a bunch of money?  Needless to say, no one seems to care about her well being....

"Investors" are still confident in one market: male sex drives.  No matter how bad the recession, guys will line up around the block, spring break or not, to donate a bit of themselves to save the economy.  Our account has...

Jake tries in vain to explain the state of America's economy while Amir Twitters away.  Sometimes we actually agree with Amir, like when he says "the only thing left to do is go to a bar and drink."  That's why we like you,...

Aw! Did you train Pets.com to do that? They sent their long-forgotten 1.0 mascot, Sock Puppet, to plead with Congress to give the online-pet-retail industry a piece of the $700 billion pie.  Unfortunately, it looks like Sock...

Look, there's $700 billion floating around! Let's go get our piece of it! Seriously, auto industry, stop it. The fear tactic isn't going to work when driving costs so much to begin with. People would rather see gas guzzling...

Natalie Portman (Star Wars) and Rashida Jones (The Office) have discovered the best way to solve the current financial crisis.  Prepare, America, for the only thing(s) that can save us from economic catastrophe...