The internet's been riled up by a picture that supposedly shows U.S. President Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy checking out the tushie of a G8 delegate. As it happens, though, pictures can tell an inaccurate story.

Pound sand, Lee Greenwood!

A goofy, feminist, left-leaning, comedienne promoting the Burggie while eating mayonnaise on basic cable?

God bless the UUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Happy 4th, y'all.

Two Canadian radio pranksters who call themselves the Masked Avengers somehow got Sarah Palin on the phone and convinced her she was speaking with French president Nicolas Sarkozy. While that's funny enough on its own, listen...

And George W. Bush has a perfect record in "monstrous retarded disaster." In short, the witching hour is nigh. It's time to head to Europe for wine, cheese, healthcare and stable currency.