Water-skiing squirrels benefit from having their taxes cut? Air Bud likes to get peed on? Gov. Palin killed a bear? Olbermann and Matthews orgasm in unison? You learn so much more about our political arena when you send an...

She's only "twelve years away from being a great-grandmother," so Triumph wants to get his Palin licks in now. He can't poop on the future Mrs. Alaska VP, though, he's too taken by her radiance. Or, perhaps he's simply...

Were you aware that Ralph Nader is running for President in 2008? And that in some polls he's garnering 6% of the votes? Didn't he learn his lesson? No? Well then, he may as well take Conan up on his offer to host the...

Communism, Schmmounism. No repressive regime can hold inflatable Conan down. Not even you, Matt Lauer. Go ahead and try to hide behind the Red Curtain, dancing Big Red is going global. 

Here's a little weekend treat, a 1987 clip of David Letterman running a piece of footage from a Los Angeles news desk during an earthquake. It's hard not to view it as an out-take from Anchorman, which becomes yet another...

The Chinese are ruthless. They will stop at nothing to win the medal count. If the best shot-putter around is three, so be it. Let 'er fly, oh diapered one. You think we joke, but you saw the "women" on China's gymnastics...

Wait! Wait! We've got one: In the Year 2000, Judd Apatow will write, produce or direct a movie in which a young slacker male with a severe case of arrested development gets his act together and gets the really hot chick in... ...

We always suspected Buster wanted a bowl of Meow Mix. He's never been quite right. 

Triumph at Comic-Con? To quote Flounder, "Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy." Here's just a sampling of the pile of dog droppings Triumph has for the nerd bonanza: "Set your phasers to loser." "May the loneliness be with you." "Whose...

Big Red hops a truck with Big Brown and spends the day delivering packages in the great state of New Jersey. How cool would it be to have Conan show up at your door, use your toothbrush, swim in your pool and fondle your...

Or, even better, take the big Big Red to a strip club. Just don't go for the lunch buffet, that's Matt Lauer's time. And he hates to compete with giant inflatable talk show hosts for Misty's attention. 

A word of advice to the esteemed Senator from Arizona, don't bring attention to the fact that old people have more health issues than their younger counterparts. You already have the hospice vote sewn up. 

We agree with Conan, wisecracks about John McCain's elderly status are played out. It's hack material. It's obvious, too easy and really friggin' tired. So tired, in fact, that McCain needs a nap. (Sorry, the gags write...

O'Brien's right. American Gladiators is super gay. 

On July 4th, Barack Obama was feeling all patriotic and familial, so he let daughters Sasha and Malia join in an interview in Butte, Mont. with Access Hollywood (somewhere Edward R. Murrow weeps while he smokes). Anyhow, the...