What becomes a jack-o-lantern? When the last flicker of a candle burns out and the insides start to get mealy and smell like a dying squirrel? 

They're kicked to the curb, smashed in the street, and left to rot. Their...

Newly minted New York City superstar Meb Keflezighi brushed off those who say he isn't truly "one of us" (and neither are we, haters) to make a pit stop at Dave's house. He delivers the "Top Ten Thoughts That Go Through Your...

See, it's funny because Fallon and some other dudes are in drag. 

Men dressed as women!?! Can you believe it!?!

For those of you who don't know your late night history, Jack Parr was the host of the Tonight Show from 1957-62 when it was still based in New York. He famously got into hot aqua for interviewing Fidel Castro, who is,...

Last night, most of the living members of Monty Python got together for a live reunion show of sorts in New York City. No, we didn't get tickets, but we would have been ten times more exuberant than Jimmy Fallon. Actually, we...

In his typically "I can't believe my comic idols are sitting here" way, Jimmy Fallon butchers the interviews, but who cares? We get Monty Python doing the beautiful nonsensical voodoo that they do so well.

Step it up, Fallon....

Why? It's quite simple, really.

It has something to do with a Navajo Caress..

The ratio of SNL characters turned into quality movies is about four to one. For every Blues Brothers, there's It's Pat, Superstar,The Ladies Man and Stuart Smalley Saves His Family.

Which begs the question, why didn't they...

These two Fox News facial hair wannabes aren't fit to comb the leftover herring out of Willi Chevalier's feather duster(s). 

This Norwegian's moustache rides cost way more than five cents, but they're worth every penny......

We can't think of a single thing that Jimmy would be better than Owen at... Perhaps darts is Fallon's forte? 

You can bugger off with that bollocks, you feckin' wanker. Owen is a Brit, a publican, handy with deadly weapons,...

Avenue Q is a tremendous Broadway show that lovingly turns Sesame Street into a foul-mouthed orgy of sex, gay sex, puppet sex and Gary Coleman. It closes on September 13, so book your flights now, or forever hold your piece. (

Thanks to Jon Hamm--right on George Clooney's heels for coolest guy ever--you can liven up Sunday's Mad Men season three party. Break out the dice, the beer and the Andy Jacksons for a night of "Regal Beagle." The game is...